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I bet they're not laughing now. ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌      Not the Bee Daily Newsletter December 18, 2025 Sponsored by PROLIFE Across AMERICA Teens who laughed about running over retired police chief receive maximum prison sentences I bet they're not laughing now. Internet raises over $80,000 for Target employee with Charlie Kirk shirt after woke white lady goes postal on her Watch this unhinged lunatic foam at the mouth because Jeanie is wearing a "Freedom" shirt: Love to read Not the Bee? Try listening to our podcast, Beyond Parody! Like, subscribe, comment! A message from PROLIFE Across AMERICA Help a Mom Choose Life for her Baby This holiday season, give the gift of Life! So often, those facing an unexpected pregnancy feel scared and alone and don't know who to turn to for help. At PROLIFE Across AMERICA, we provide counseling and connect women to a pro-life clinic in her local area that offers FREE pregnancy support and resources. We get over 700 calls per month because of our Billboards and Ads—designed to reach those in need and to educate the public about life before birth. Our Ads aren't just Billboards - they're lifelines! PROLIFE Across AMERICA has been spreading the pro-life message for 𝟯𝟲 𝘆𝗲𝗮𝗿𝘀. Can you help us continue this work?   Yes, I want to help Save Babies! Spanish Woman Fired For Being Perpetually Early For Work They say the early bird gets the worm, but apparently not in Spain. Top nuclear scientist at MIT shot dead in his house during the middle of the night 😬 "It's not hyperbole," Nuno F.G. Loureiro said when he took over as director of MIT's Plasma Science and Fusion Center in 2024, "to say MIT is where you go to find solutions to humanity's biggest problems." He went on, "Fusion energy will change the course of human history." While the FBI is literally kicking snow to find leads at Brown, the internet has dug up a trove of info (officials say the internet is wrong) Well, it's been five days since 2 college students were murdered and 9 others were injured, so surely we have some details by now, right? New Orleans café workers harass agents arresting Chinese pedophile, mistaking them for ICE: "We don't respect whatever you do" This is so embarrassing. Trump orders "TOTAL AND COMPLETE BLOCKADE" of Venezuelan oil. Let me break down what's happening. Trump dropped this on Truth Social last night: Well-rounded Iowa Dem releases HUGE statement condemning fat-shaming because it distracts from healthcare reform This story is so big that it doesn't fit entirely in the preview below 👇 New York wins lawsuit against Hyundai and Kia for not making cars harder to steal 🤡 That whole "tackling crime" thing is going super well in New York. Hegseth to make military chaplaincy great again by getting rid of New Age "self-help" and bringing back God It's been a while since Christianity or, heck, even religion has played a part in the so-called chaplaincy of the United States military. De-Dollarization Supercharges Gold's Paradigm Shift* Not the Bee's Best IT MAY BE YOUR MOST IMPORTANT CHRISTMAS GIFT! Sponsor a chicken for a poor family. It only costs $5.00 and will make a lasting impact. Click here now.* Peanut Butter Reinvented. Roasted peanuts blended with roasted pecans creates a rich, sweet and salty, mouth watering addicting soft butter. Our nut butters have no added sugar and 50% less carbs than traditional peanut butter and are organic, glp-1 friendly, keto and diabetic friendly. Use Code NTB for 20% OFF!* Woman Gets Attacked Walking To Car, What She Did Next Had The Attacker Running Scared Like A Gutless Coward. This personal safety device is the perfect Christmas gift for your loved ones. Click here to learn more.* *This is sponsored content. 45f7-h29p-9230-8jvn Stop Spam Folders From Silencing Satire. You deserve every punchline. Bee Mail puts our updates right where they belong—your Gmail Primary tab. Activate Bee Mail Now. Want us to stop emailing you? Unsubscribe here. Latest News | Store | Podcast | Download App | Subscribe PO Box 1322, Jupiter, FL 33468 Copyright ©2025  Not the Bee, LLC. All rights reserved.